Thursday, September 3, 2009

postal rule

Dear love,
You may not know me but I am in love with you.
My name is Bob.
I live in Selayang.
I hate football.
I like arts but I do not know how to draw.
I think money politics is reasonable.
I like poetry but I do not know how to write properly.
I also like punk music.
I find you very attractive although you are not an anarchist.
So when can we meet my dear Fahmi?
With lots of love,
Bob




Dear Bob,
I love football.
I do not like arts.
I do not care about politics.
Poets are losers.
I do not know you.
Your letter sounds creepy.
So stop bothering me.
My name is not Fahmi.
My name is Kalsom.
And by the way,
punk is dead.






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4 comments:

  1. benazirjbSeptember 3, 2009 at 4:05 PM

    wah sangat postal rule.

    punk's not deaddddd (dengan style nadarajah sebut deaddddd)

    saya pun mcm dh jatuh hati dengan fahmi

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  2. AnonymousSeptember 4, 2009 at 10:30 PM

    letters like these bob exposes bobs secret celine dion collection

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  3. faraaSeptember 5, 2009 at 9:34 PM

    mane jmpe eh blog aku?

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  4. akuSeptember 7, 2009 at 2:11 AM

    ben,

    fahmi tidak suka berpoligami hehehe:)

    jiniton,

    the song 'because you love' is used as the sacred chant for seduction purposes...bob uses it to get fahmi but it wont work unless bob sacrifices a goat, or two...hehehe:)

    faraa,

    bukankah kau follow blog aku?
    justeru aku link kau pada blog aku :)

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